Rest your weary bones on a billowy burger.

2. Soap

 

Yes, this is soap. SOAP. Incredibly realistic soap to wash off all the grease after a night of grilling.

3. Rubber Stamp

 

Keep this on your desk. Do not use sparingly.

5. Seat Pack

 

Keep your valuables safe and sound betwixt these buns.

6. Heels

 

The eyes are somewhat creepy, but how can you resist teetering around on your favorite food?

9. Socks

 

The unfortunate thing? They’ll smell like feet, not burger.

10. “Well Done” Print

 

Some triple patty action for your wall.

11. Embossing Rolling Pin

 

Sometimes you just want to eat something sweet… but there’s no reason that something sweet can’t be embossed with burgers.

12. Bag

 

A purse with all the fixings.

13. Pillow

 

The sweetest little burger you ever did see. Perfect to cuddle up on the couch with.

14. Greeting Card

 

Send a message of love to a fellow burger fiend.

15. Stuffed Burger

 

Breathe it in. If you REALLY focus and use your full imaginative powers, you may just be able to smell the grease.

16. Earrings

 

Deliciousness dangling from your earlobes.

17. Shorts

 

Let your child prance around wearing these charbroiled cuties.

18. Bib

 

Useful for catching ketchup droplets and other assorted debris.

19. Cross-Stitch Kit

 

Get crafty in honor of the perfect (edible) muse.

20. Birthday Card

 

If your friends know you well, this card will be waiting in your mailbox when your birthday arrives.

22. Instruments

 

The hamburger is a castanet and the fries are maracas: they’ll make such beautiful music together.

23. Pillow

 

A screenprinted, hand-stuffed burger that will sit on your bed instead of a plate.

24. Laptop Skin

 

Pals skipping about on the back of your laptop.

25. Burger Map

 

A necessary purchase for anyone and everyone who loves burgers and plans to venture to New York.

27. Ornament

 

Do not hang this on the side of the tree facing the wall. You mustn’t disrespect a burger like that.

28. Recipe Book

 

Yes, yes - of course you know how to make them! But your bookshelf shouldn’t be burger-barren.

29. Clutch

 

One of the more stylish ways to show your affection for the food.

30. Tee

 

Boarder burger.

31. Watch

 

Be warned: You may end up wanting a burger whenever you check the time.

32. Socks

 

You cross your legs, your pants lift up and — boom — you expose these guys.

33. Tee

 

Imagine the burger man running down the street being chased by a pack of famished folks.

35. Game

 

For those who prefer to stack more realistic (less smiley) ingredients.

36. Necklace

 

A bedazzled burger.

37. Tote

 

You have a million totes, but probably not one with a burger on it.

38. Stickers

 

Use one in your planner to remind you to eat a burger at least once a week. It’s for your happiness, not your health.

39. Patch

 

The perfect way to mend the hole in your jeans.

40. Coasters

 

Crocheted coasters to place under whatever you’re using to wash your burger down with.

41. Coasters

 

Another more heavy-duty coaster option.

42. Tie

 

Burger business wear.

43. Suncatcher

 

Hang it proudly in a window by your front door. Show your approaching guests the sort of household they’re about to enter: a burger household.

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